Tuesday, December 21, 2004


A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in red roses stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart closed, sealing the doctor into the beautiful heart forever. At that point one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral. I'm a gynecologist. and at that point, the proctologist fainted.
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